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Big Bone Lick State Park, Union, Kentucky.
The park is located on Beaver Road and is geographically between
the communities of Beaverlick and Rabbit Hash

TOWN AND PLACE NAMES
AROUND THE WORLD
FUNNY 'n' CHEEKY 'n' WIERD 'n' RUDE
( New ones nearly every week )

These are names of actual locations around the world:
* New to list since started

Acock’s Green (Worcestershire, UK)* thank God it’s only one

Advent (a parish in Cornwall, UK) *

Agay (France) *

Air (Aberdeenshire, UK) *

Alderbeer (Cornwall, UK) *

Ale and Cakes (a copper mine 1884, Cornwall, UK) *

Alewife (Boston, MA, USA) * clay pipes and chewing tobacco spring to mind!

Amble by the Sea (Northumberland, UK) *

Antler (Saskatchewan, Canada) *

Ardfork (Aberdeenshire) *

Ardgay (Ross & Cromarty, UK) *

Ardlaw (Aberdeenshire) *

Ardtoe (Argyllshire) *

Ardullie (Ross and Cromarty, UK) * boring ~ boring

Armed Knight (Cornwall, UK) * a rock off Lands End, what did Merlin do to Sir Lancelot.

Arnybogs (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *

Allanstank (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) * too much haggis I think

Appletreewick (North Yorkshire, UK) *

Arsoli (Lazio, Italy)

Assawoman (VA, USA) *

Assloss (Ayrshire, Scotland) *

Auchtertool (Fife, Scotland) *

Arsoli, a town in Lazio, Italy

Babes Well (Durham, UK) *

Babys (Cornwall, UK) * from an 1884 survey

Backside (Banffshire, Scotland) *

Bachelors Bump (Essex, UK) *

Backside (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *

Badgers Mount (Kent, UK) *

Bake (Cornwall, UK) *

Bakers End (Hertfordshire, UK)*

Bakewell, Derbyshire,UK) *

Bald Knob (Arkansas, US) *

Bald Knob (NSW, Australia) *

Balldale (NSW, Australia) *

Ballownie (Angus, UK) *

Ballplay (Tennessee, US) *

Balls Creek (NSW, Australia) *

Balls Falls (Twentymile Creek, Ontario, Canada) *

Balls Green (Kent, England) *

Balls Mills (Pennsylvania, US) *

Ballsbridge (Dublin, Ireland) *

Ballville (Ohio, USA) *

Bangers Whistle (Cornwall, UK) * hamlet, 1884 survey

Bangor (Cardiganshire, UK) *

Bare (Morecambe, Lancashire, UK) *

Bare Down, Yonder(Cornwall, UK)* field -5 acres, 2 roods and 9 perches 1843 survey

Bareleg Hill (Staffordshire, UK) *

Barefolds (Aberneenshire, Scotland) *

Bargain, Sorry (Cornwall, UK) * 1841 survey

Barking (Essex) * barking mad, a hunting dog that barks at a tree for no reason now taken to mean anybody who has strange or different ideas “that mans barking”

Bashley (Hampshire, UK) *

Bastard (Norway)

Batman (S.E. Turkey) *

Beaver (Oklahoma, US)

Beaver (Ohio, US) *

Beaver (Pennsylvania, US) *

Beaver (West Virginia, USA) *

Beaver Creek (Minnesota) *

Beaver Crossing (Nebraska) *

Beaver Dam (Wisconsin, US) *

Beaver Falls (Pennsylvania) *

Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)

Bedlam Bottom (Hampshire, UK) *

Beer (Devon, UK) *

Beeswing (Cornwall, UK) * prehistoric burial mound

Beeswing (Kirkcudbrightshire, Scotland) *

Beggars Bush (Sussex)* passed her prime

Belchertown (Massachusetts, US) *

Bell End near Lickey End (Wales, UK) *

Bellyside Hill (Northumberland, UK) *

Benewah (Idaho, US) *

Bender's Landing (Texas, US) *

Benny Mill (Cornwall, UK) * wasn't he a comedian

Big Beaver (Saskatchewan, Canada) *

Big Bogue Homo Creek. (Mississippi, US) *

Big Bone Lick (Kentucky, US) *

Big Knob (Kentucky, USA) *

Big Ugly (West Virginia, US) *

Bim (West Virginia, US)*

Binges (Cote-D'Or, Bourgogne, France) *

Bird-In-The-Hand, near Blue Ball & Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA) *

Birdlip (Gloucestershire, UK)*

Bishops Itchington (Staffs, UK) *

Bishops Norton (Glouctershire, UK) * clergy on a motorbike?

Bitter End (Tennessee, US) *

Black Braes (Northumberland, UK) *

Black Charlie's Opening (Australia) *

Blackdikes (Angus)*

Blairduff (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) * social comment?

Blankets (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *

Bliss (Idaho, US) * on the above blankets maybe?

Bliss Gate (Worcestershire, UK) * heavens door?

Blockhouse (Aberdeenshire)

Bloodman's Corner (Suffolk, UK) *

Bloody Bridge (County Down, Ireland) *

Bloody Bush (Northumberland. UK) * Is there one in the States?

Bloody Dick (Montana, USA) *

Blue Ball (Pennsylvania, USA) * You can't have Blue Balls, PA without Virginville, PA, of course just down the road you soon get to Intercourse, High Point, and Climax ~ Thanks Sam

Boat of Garten (Inverness-shire, Scotland) *

Bobbin Head (Australia) *

Boca Ratones translates "Rat's Mouth." (Florida, US) * The Spanish word boca (literally mouth) was often used to describe an inlet, while ratón (literally mouse) was used by Spanish sailors to describe rocks that gnawed at a ship's cable, hence a rocky inlet.

Boggy Bottom (Abbots Langley, Herts, UK) *

Bogmoon (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *

Bone (Cornwall, UK) *

Bone's Knob (Queensland, Australia) *

Boneyard (Arizona, US) *

Bong Bong (NSW, Australia) *

Bootlegger Crossing (Arizona, US) *

Booze Moor (Nth. Moor, UK) *

Bopeep (Kent, UK) *

Boring (Oregan, US.. it's near Clackamas) *

Bottom Boat (West Yorkshire, UK) *

Boysack (Angus, Scot.) *

Bradfield Combust (Suffolk, UK) *

Brainjohn (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *

Braintree (Boston, MA, USA) *

Brest (France) *

Broadbottom (Cheshire, UK) *

Broken Bridge (Co Limerick) *

Brokenwind (Aberdeenshire) *

Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK)

Brownspit (Cornwall, UK) * chewing tobacco?

Buck Snort (TN. USA) *

Buckshott (Durham, UK)*

Bud (West Virginia, US) *

Buger (Majorca, Spain)*

Bugtussle (Tennessee, US) *

Bullock (GA, USA) *

Bullyhole Bottom (Monmouthshire, Wales, UK) *

Bumble Bee (Arizona, US) *

Bummers Hill (bowl barrow, Hertfordshire) *

Bumpass, (VA. USA) *

Bumpass Hell (Lassen Volcanic National Park, CA, USA) *

Bunyan (nr Canberra, Australia) *

Burnfoot (County Donegal, Ireland) *

Burnt Cane Crossing (Arkansas, US) *

Burnt Houses (Co. Durham, UK) *

Burnt Oak (Sussex, UK) *

Burnt Tree (Staffordshire, UK) *

Burnt Tom (Northumberland, UK) *

Burnt Walls (Northumberland, UK) *

Bushygap (Northumberland, UK) *

Butt Hollow Road (Virginia, US) *

Butt of Lewis (Hebrides, Scotland, UK) *

Butte (Idaho, US) *

Butty Moss (area near Macclesfild, UK) *

Buttzville (PA,USA) *

Butt Of Lewis, at the northern point of the Isle of Lewis,
Outer Hebrides, Scotland, UK

Camp (Devon, UK) *

Camp Dix (Kentucky, US) *

Camps Town (Yorkshire, UK) *

Cannard's Grave (Somerset, UK) *

Canyon Sin Nombre/Canyon Without a Name (San Diego County, California)*

Cape Cockburn (NT, Australia, near Croker Island)*

Carlingcott (Avon, UK) * we know their bedtime drink!

Care Village (Leicestershire, UK) *

Carefree (Arizona, US) *

Carhart (Cornwall, UK) * engine or fuel tank

Carp (Ontario, Canada) *

Carsluith (Kirkcudbrightshire) * automobile detective?

Cat’s Ash (Monmouthshire, Wales) *

Cat’s Common (a village in Norfolk, UK) *

Catbrain (Gloustershire, UK) *

Catchall (Cornwall, UK) *

Catholes (Cumbria) *

Catsgore (Somerset, UK) *

Catslip (Oxfordshire, UK) *

Cattle End (Northamptonshire, UK)* which end?

Caynham (Shrops, UK) *

Chatterley (Durham, UK) *

Chapel on Leader (Roxburgshire)*

Charles Bottom (Devon, UK) *

Chilham (Kent, UK)*

Chinaman's Knob (Australia)

Chinn (Northumberland, UK) *

Chorlton Cum Hardy ( Lancs, UK) *

Christmas (Michigan, US) *

Clap Hill (village in Kent, UK) *

Clappersgate (Westmorland, UK) *

Clay Bottom (Bristol, UK) *

Click Em In (Northumberland, UK) *

Climax (Colorado, USA)

Climax (Decatur County GA.,US) *

Climax (Michigan, US)*

Climax (Minnesota, US)* just down the road from is Fertile, MN ... the famous newspaper headline about a fatal car accident...."Fertile Woman Dies in Climax"

Climax (NC, USA) *

Climax (Pennsylvania, USA) *

Climax (Saskatchewan) *

Climax Springs (Missouri, USA)
Gosh - you seem to have fun all over the place on the other side of the big pond, climax's everywhere!

Climping (Sussex, UK) *

Clinch (Northumberland, UK)*

Clint's Well (Arizona, US) *

Clones (Co.Monaghan Ireland) *

Clouds (Herefordshire, UK) *

Coal Harbour (Northumberland, UK) * miles from the sea

Coaltown of Burnturk (Fife, Scotland)

Cock Alley (Calow, UK) *

Cock Bridge (Hope, Derbyshire, UK) *

Cock Green (nr Braintree, UK) * I knew they had brains growing there!!

Cock Law (Northumberland, UK) *

Cock of Arran (Isle of Arran, Scotland, UK) *

Cockburn (Australia) *

Cocked Hat (Delaware, US) *

Cockermouth (West Lake District, Cumbria. UK)

Cockermouth (Cornwall, UK)

Cockernhoe (nr Luton, UK) *

Cocking (Sussex, UK) *

Cockintake (Staffordshire, UK) *

Cockland (Ohio, USA) *

Cocklett (Nth. Yorkshire, UK) *

Cockpit Hill (Derbyshire, UK) *

Cockplay (Northumberland, UK) *

Cocksgag (Ohio, USA) *

Cockshot (Northumberland, UK)* Ouch!

Cockshutt Wood (Sheffield, UK) *

Cocktown (Wexford, Ireland) *

Cockup (Lake District, Cumbria. UK)

Coffin Rock (St Buryan, Cornwall, UK) *

Coffinswell (Devon, UK) *

Coldass Creek (Nth Carolina, US) *

Cold Blow (Pembrokeshire, Wales) *

Cold Christmas (Hertfordshire, UK) *

Coldhome (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *

Coldsides (Durham, UK) *

Coldwind (Cornwall, UK) *

Colgate (Saskatchewan, Canada) *

Come by Chance (Newfoundland) *

Come-to-Good (in the Parish of Feock, Cornwall, UK) *

Conception Junction (Missouri, USA) *

Conception Bay (Newfoundland) *

Condom (Sth. West France) *

Cooter (Missouri, USA) *

Corny (by the Meuse River, near the Belgian border, France) *

Corsehouse (Ayrshire, Scotland) *

Costislost (Cornwall, UK) *

Coulterfanny (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *

Cow Roast (Herefordshire, UK) *

Cow-y-Jack (Cornwall, UK) *

Cowards (Hertfordshire, UK) *

Cowbit (Lincolnshire, UK) * ouch

Cowfold (Sussex, UK)*

Cowgill (Cumbria, UK)*

Cowley Peachy (Hillingdon, London, UK)*

Cowpen (Northumberland, UK)*

Coxsackie (New York, US) *

Crab Orchard (Tennessee, US)*

Crackington Haven (Cornwall, UK)*

Crackpot (North Yorkshire, UK) *

Crappo (Maryland, USA) *

Crapstone (Devon, UK) * different to a gallstone

Crimp (Cornwall, UK) *

Cripplesease (Cornwall, UK) *

Crooked Oak (Durham, UK)*

Cross O' Th' Hands (Derbyshire, UK) *

Crotch Lake (Ontario, Canada) *

Crow’s Nest (Cornwall, UK) *

Crown King (Arizona, US) *

Cuckoo's Corner (Hampshire, UK) *

Cucumber (West Virginia) *

Cum (Co Mayo, Eire) *

Cumming (GA. USA) *

Cunt (Spain)

Cunter (Switzerland)

Cury (Cornwall, UK) *

Cut & Shoot (Texas, US) *

Cutcare (Cornwall, UK) *

Condon, a pretty little town in south west France

Dandy Cock Inn (Disley, UK) *

Dangerous Corner (Yorkshire, UK) *

Dead Bastard Peak (Wyoming, US) *

Dead Man's Flats (Alberta, Canada) *

Deans Bottom (Kent, UK) *

Death Valley (CA ,USA) *

Defiance (Ohio) *

Deputy Row (Northumberland, UK) *

Devils Dyke (Kent, UK) *

Devil's Dyke (West Sussex, UK) *

Devils Elbow (Nth Carolina, US) *

Devil’s Jump (Cornwall, UK) *

Devil's Lapful (Northumberland, UK) *

Devizes (Wiltshire, UK) *

Dikshit (India)

Dildo (Trinity Bay, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada)

Dimple (Derbyshire, UK) *

Ding Dong (Texas, USA) *

Dirt Pot (Northumberland, UK) *

Dirty Devil River (sth. Utah, feeds into the Colorado River, US)*

Dirty Gutter (Staffordshire, UK) *

Diss (Norfolk, UK) *

Dog & Gun (a village, Lancashire, UK)*

Dog Hill (Oldham, UK)*

Dog Village (Devon, UK)*

Dogdyke (Lincolnshire, UK)* ugly lesbian?

Dollarbeg (Clackmannanshire, Scotland) *

Dollarfields (Clackmananshire, Scotland) *

Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)

Dongo (Congo - Democratic Republic)

Donkey Street (Kent, UK) * not a street, a hamlet

Donkey Town (Surrey, UK) * not a town, a village

Doomore (County Sligo, Ireland) *

Doomsday Green (Sussex, UK) *

Dorking (Surrey, UK) *

Downer (Minnesota, US) *

Drain (Oregon, US) *

Drift (Cornwall, UK) *

Drinkstone (Suffolk, UK) * only if it is Stone's ginger wine

Droop (West Virginia, US) *

Duck End (Essex, UK) *

Due West (South Carolina, USA) *

Duff (Saskatchewan, Canada) *

Duffstown (Co Antrim, Ireland) * where Homer's beer comes from?

Dull (Perthshire, Scotland) *

Dumb Hope (Northumberland, UK) *

Dumbog (a Parish in Fife, Scotland) *

Dunnose (Hampshire, UK) *

Dunnydoo (NSW, Australia)

Dunvegan (Inverness-shire, Scotland) * now just a veggie

Dyckman Street (New York City, US) * thought that was an oxymoron!

Dyckesville (Wisconsin, USA) *

Crackpot is a village in Swaledale, Yorkshire, England. Crackpot cave contains a fine example of a column - where a stalactite has joined up with its stalagmite.

Easter Bogs (Banffshire, Scotland) * I can't wait that long

Effin (Limerick, Ireland)

Eggs and Bacon Bay (Sth. of Hobart, Tasmania, Australia) * get good brekkies here

Egypt (Hamps, UK) *

Eighty-Four (Pennsylvania, USA) *

Elbow (Saskatchewan, Canada) *

Elbow (Northamptonshire, UK) *

Elephant Butte (New Mexico, USA) *

Elmers End (London, England) *

Enigma (Berrien County, GA, US) *

Erect (NC, USA) *

Eye (Suffolk, UK) *

Eyebrow (Saskatchewan) *

Fucking is a pretty village nr Salzburg, on the Austrian/German border.
Could put "gone" at the top of this sign.
Funny 'Fucking' newspaper article at the end of this page!!

Faggot (Northumberland, UK) *

Fan-Y-Big (Brecon Beacons, Wales, UK) *

Fanny Barks (Durham, UK) *

Fanny Shoal (Farallon Islands, off the coast of San Francisco, CA, US) *

Fannyfield (Ross and Cromarty, UK) *

Fattiehead (Banffshire, Scotland) *

Featherbed Rocks (Durham, UK) *

Fertile (Minnesota, US) *

Fertile (Saskatchewan, Canada) *

Fiddlers Elbow (Cornwall, UK) *

Fiddlers Folly (Colchester, UK) *

Findlater (Saskatchewan) *

Fingringhoe (Essex, UK) *

Flash Bottom (Staffordshire, UK) *

Flash Head (Staffordshire, UK) *

Flashader (Inverness-shire)

Flasher (North Dakota, US) *

Flat Cat Canyon (San Diego County, California) *

Fleatown (OH, USA) *

Fleming (Saskatchewan, Canada) *

Flesh Shank (Northumberland, UK) *

Flippin (Arkansas, US) *

Floss (Arizona, US) *

Floyds Knobs (Indiana, US) *

Fockbury in the Parish of Catshill (Worcestershire, UK) *

Foggy Bottom (Washington, D.C)* "Foggy Bottom" is often used as a metonym for the United States Department of State, whose headquarters is located in the neighborhood.

Folly Gate (Devon, UK) *

Forget (Saskatchewan) *

Fort Whoop-Up (Lethbridge, Alberta, Canada) *

Foul Anchor (Cambs, UK) * 70 miles from the sea? or has their butter churdled

Four Forks (Somerset, UK) *

Foulness Island (Essex, UK) * bordered on the north by the river Crouch.

Four Foot (Somerset, UK) *

Four Gotes (Cambridgeshire, UK) * they can't spell in Cambridgeshire

Four Throws (Kent, UK) *

Foxhole (Gower Peninsula, Sth Wales UK) *

French Lick (Orange County, Indiana) *

Frisby On The Wreake (Leics, UK) *

Frog Suck (Wyoming, US) *

Frolic (Northumberland, UK) *

Frost (Devon, UK) *

Fruitfall Cove (Cornwall, UK) *

Fryup (North Yorkshire, UK) *

Fucking, (Austria) *

Fucu (Mozambique) *

Fuku (Shensi, China)

Fukue (Honshu, Japan)

Fukui (Honshu, Japan)

Fukum (Yemen)

Fukumama (Fukuoka, Japan) *

Furhouse (Cornwall, UK) *

Golden Balls Roundabout, at a little hamblet, Oxfordshire, UK

Gale (Lancs, UK) *

Gallows Inn (a village in Derbyshire, UK) *

Gay (Meriwether County, GA, US)*

Gay (Michigan, US) *

Gay (West Virginia. US) *

Gay Head (Martha's Vineyard, Massachusetts) *

Gay Street (Sussex. UK) *

Gay Town (Co Donegal, Ireland) *

Gays Hill (Cornwall, UK) *

Gaysport (Ohio, USA) *

George (Washington, US) *

Gets (Alpine town, France) *

Ghost Town (California, USA) *

Giggleswick (Staincliffe, Nth. Yorkshire, UK) *

Glasscock (Texas, USA) *

Gobblers Knob (PA, US) *

Godolphin Cross (Cornwall, UK) *

God’s Blessing Green (Dorset, UK) *

Golden Balls (Oxfordshire, UK) *

Goldhill (Durham, UK)*

Goobertown (Arizona, US) *

Good Easter (Essex, UK) *

Gooseham (Cornwall, UK) *

Goose Pimple Junction (VA, USA) *

Goosey (Oxfords, UK) *

Goring-by-Sea (Sussex, UK)* no white horses in their waves , no they have bulls! ~ surf if you dare

Grandpa's Knob (Rutland, Vermaont, USA) *

Gravelly Bottom Road (nr Langley Heath, Kent, UK) *

Greasy Creek (town in Kentucky, USA) *

Great Butts (Sussex, UK) * maybe worth a visit

Great Cockup & Little Cockup (2 hills in The Lake District, UK)

Great Cozens (Hertfordshire, UK) * kissing ones?

Great Horwood (Bucks, UK) *

Great Snoring (Norfolk, UK) *

Great Rollright (Oxfordshire, UK) *

Greystones (Durham, UK) * me Tarzan!

Greystones (Sheffield, UK) * me Jane!

Greenhead (Durham, UK) * I'm from Mars!

Green Bottom (Cornwall, UK) * and I am worried!

Green Gutter Head (Staffordshire, UK) *

Greensplat (Cornwall, UK) *

Grumbla (Cornwall, UK) *

Gum (West Virginia, US) *

Gummow,s Shop (Cornwall, UK) * a hamlet

Gurney Slade (Avon, UK) *

Hell is a tourist village on Grand Cayman Island in the Caribbean named after the Lava Rock Formations. Years ago a Dignitary from another country came to visit the Grand Cayman Islands, saw these wierd formations, said they looked like Hell and the name stuck.

Hackballscross (Dundalk, Ireland) *

Hagdon (Northumberland)*

Ham, near Sandwich (Kent, UK) *

Hamlets (Middlesex, London, UK)*

Hampton Gay (Oxfordshire, UK) *

Happy Jack (Arizona, US) *

Hare Law (Durham, UK) * wonder if they have the same ways as rabbits

Hardbedlam (Aberdeenshire,Scotland) *

Hardhorn (Lancs, UK) *

Hardscrabble (Delaware, USA) *

Hay Street Hockers (a legalised sex business on Hay St, Kalgoorlie, Australia)

Head Of Grassy (Kentucky) *

Head Smashed in Buffalo Jump (Alberta, Canada) *

Headroom (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *

Hearts Delight (Kent, UK) *

Heatherslaw (Northumberland, UK) *

Heavens Door (Somerset, UK) *

Hell (Cayman Islands) *

Hell (Michigan, US)* The residents here had a huge celebration on the date 06/06/06

Hell (Norway)* The name Hell stems from the Old Norse word hellir, which means "overhang", "cliff cave". The Norwegian word 'hell' can also mean "luck". The Norwegian word for hell is "helvete", and there are several places in Norway with that name as well. A yearly blues festival, the Hell Blues Festival, takes place in the area around Hell each year. The festival changed its name to Hell Music Festival in 2006.

Hell (Texas)*

Hell Gate (East River, Manhattan/Queens, New York, US) *

Hellhole Canyon (San Diego County, California) *

Helstone (Cornwall, UK) *

Herpes (village in France) *

Herodsfoot (Cornwall, UK) *

Herringfleet (Suffolk, UK) *

Hetton-le-Hole (Co. Durham, UK) *

Hicksville (New York, USA) *

Hicksville (Ohio, USA) *

High Cold Knott (Durham, UK) *

High Easter (Essex, UK) *

High Ham (Somerset, UK) *

High Point, Climax, With Intercourse (3 neighbouring US towns, PA) *

Higher Sharpnose Point (Morwenstow, Cornwall, UK) *

Hill of Petty (Aberdeenshire)*

Hoey (Saskatchewan, Canada) *

Hoggie (Banffshire, Scotland) *

Hogsty End (Buckinghamshire, UK) * sadly, now renamed Woburn Sands

Hole Bottom (Yorkshire, UK) *

Holywell (Cornwall, UK) * is that where holy water comes from?

Homerville (Georga, US) *

Hominy Falls (West Virginia, US) *

Honeybarrel (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) * favourite destination of Pooh Bear

Hookersville (West Virginia) *

Hope (Derbyshire, Co Durham and another in Northumberland) *

Hope Point (Greenland)

Hopeulikit (Bulloch County, Georgia, USA) *

Hopton Wafers (Shrops, UK) *

Hor Point (Cornwall, UK) *

Hornepayne (Northern Ontario, Canada) *

Horneyman (Kent, UK) *

Hornyold Road (Malvern Wells, UK) *

Hornytown (North Carolina, USA) *

Horse and Jockey (County Tipperary, Ireland) * a village not the pub

Horsehay (Shropshire, UK)*

Horseheads (Chemung County, New York, USA) *

Horsehouse (Yorkshire, UK)*

Horwood (Devon, UK) *

Horwood Riding (Gloucestershire, UK) *

Howl John (Durham, UK) *

Humptulips, (Washington, USA) *

Humpy Creek (Kachemak Bay, Alaska, US) *

Humptydoo (near Darwin, Australia) *

Hungry Bentley (Derbyshire, UK) * I thought they were thirsty

Hungry Mother State Park (S.W.Virginia, US) * within this park there is a place called Hemlock Haven, which brings into mind black widow spiders.

The country store in the town of Hell, Michigan, US

Inchbare (Angus, uk)*

Inchmore (Aberdeenshire) *

Infinite Loop (Cupertino, CA, USA) *

Inkpen (Berkshire, UK) *

Innaloo (Western Australia) *

Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)

Iron Knob (SA, Australia)

Isle of Dogs (an island in the Thames at Tower)*

Itzehoe (Steinburg, Germany) *

South of the city of Kennewick in southeastern Washington lies a
gentle hill called 'Jump Off Joe Butte'. Being the highest point in that area,
it is the site of numerous communications towers and wind turbines.

Jabiru (pronouned Jab-a-roo; Northern Territory, Australia) *

Jacks Bush (Hampshire, UK) *

Jack's Hatch (Essex, UK) *

Jam (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *

Jim Thorpe (formerly Monkchunk, Pennsylvania, USA) *

Job's Tenement (Cornwall, UK) *

John Butte Road (near Bluewell/Bluefield, West Virginia) *

Johnnycake (West Virginia, USA) *

Jolly's Bottom (Cornwall, UK) *

Jump (West Riding, Yorks, UK) *

Jump Off Joe Butte (Washington, USA) *

Lord Hereford's Knob, nr. Hay-on-Wye, UK

Keith Inch (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *

Kidlaw (Northumberland, UK) *

Kill (Co Kildare, Ireland) *

Killiecrankie (Perthshire, Scotland) *

Killin (Perthshire, Scotland) *

Kilmany (Fife, Scotland) *

Kinbog (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) a place, not a piece of soggy ground

Kingskettle (Fife, Scotland) *

Kinmount (in Ontario, Canada) *

Kirktown of Deskford (Banffshire, Scotland) *

Kissimmee (Florida, US) *

Kneesworth (Cambs, UK) *

Knob Lick (Kentucky, USA) *

Knob Lick (Missouri, USA) *

Knob Noster (Missouri, USA) *

Knockancurin (Ross and Cromerty, UK) *

Knockbog (Banffshire, Scotland) *

Knockdown (Wiltshire, UK) *

Knockemstiff (Ross County, Ohio, US) * named such, because of the moonshine makers there, powerful stuff, it really did knocked them stiff, it is now a ghost town.

Knockerdown (Derbyshire, UK) *

Knockglass (Caithness, Scotland) *

Knockin (Shrops, UK) *

Knocksoul (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *

Knott (Inverness-shire, Scotland) *

Knott End-on-Sea (Lancashire, UK) *

Knotty Corner (Devon, UK) *

Koolyanobbing (Western Australia) *

Krung Thep Maha Nakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Ayutthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udom Ratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Phiman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanu Kamprasit (Thailand) *
translates: "The city of angels, the great city, the eternal jewel city, the impregnable city of God Indra, the grand capital of the world endowed with nine precious gems, the happy city, abounding in an enormous Royal Palace that resembles the heavenly abode where reigns the reincarnated god, a city given by Indra and built by Vishnukam" ~ to us, Bangkok, (banghead after all that!!) NOT in common use anymore, so not recognised as the longest name in Guin.B.R.

The old warehouse at Hell Station, Norway, with the sign "Gods-expedition", an old spelling of the Norwegian word for cargo handling office, "godsekspedisjon" would be the current spelling.

Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg (Massachusetts,US)*
translates in local Indian language: Englishmen at Manchaug at the Fishing Place at the Boundary

Lake Minnewanka (Canada) *

Lake Poopo (Peru / Bolivia) *

Lake Titicaca flows into Lake Poopo (Peru / Bolivia) *

Land of Nod (East Riding of Yorkshire, UK) *

Landewednack (Cornwall, UK) *

Lark Hill (but not a hill, Lancashire, UK) *

Leatherhead (Surrey, UK) *

Lego (West Virginia, USA) *

Letch Lane (Bourton-on-the-Water, The Cotswolds, UK) *

Libanus (Breconshire, UK) *

Lick Creek (town in West Virginia, USA) *

Lickar Moor (Northumberland, UK) *

Lickfold (West Sussex, England)

Lickey End (Worcestershire, UK)

Linch (Sussex, UK)*

Little Dix Village (West Indies)

Little Horwood (Bucks, UK) *

Little Mountain (Flintshire, Wales) *

Little Snoring (Norfolk, UK) *

Little Sodbury, Chipping Sodbury, Old Sodbury (Glouc, UK) *

Little Spott (East Lothian, Scotland) *

Little Tongues (Lancashire, UK) *

Little Town (Cumbria, UK) *

Little Wratting (Suffolk, UK) *

Littlehampton (Sussex, UK) * hampton is short for the cockney rhyming slang 'Hampton Wick' meaning prick (or even penis), UK has a lot of hamptons including a Southampton and a Northampton.

Littlehillie (Aberdeenshire) *

Lizard Lick (North Carolina, USA) *

Lizard Town (Cornwall, UK) * a village

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch (Wales, uk) *
Translation: "The church of St. Mary in the hollow of white hazel trees near the rapid whirlpool by St. Tysilio's of the red cave."

Loanhead (Aberdeenshire, Scotland)* sometimes I think mine is on permenant loan

Lochbuy (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *

Loinveg (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) * as good as meat and 2 veg

Long BentonLong (Newcastle UK) *

Long Dong (Guangxi, China) *

Longdyke (Northumberland, UK) * tall lesbian ?

Longpole, West Virginia, USA) *

Looe (Cornwall, UK) *

Looneyville (West Virginia, US) *

Loose (near Maidstone, UK) * with it's famed Loose Women's Institute!

Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)

Lord Hereford's Knob (near Hay-on-Wye, UK) *

Lost (Aberdeenshire, Scotland, uk) *

Love (Saskatchewan, Canada) *

Love Canal (New York, United States)*

Loveladies (NJ. US) *

Lovejoy (GA. USA) *

Lovelock (Nevada, US) *

Lover, near Sandy Balls (New Forest, UK) *

Lovesome Hill (North Riding, Yorkshire, UK) * not a hill

Lower Balls Falls (Twentymile Creek, Ontario, Canada) *

Lower Down (Shrops, UK) *

Lower Fattahead (Banffshire, Scotland) *

Lower Piddle on the Marsh (Gloucestershire, UK) *

Lower Sharpnose Point (Kilkhampton, Cornwall, UK) *

Lower Slaughter & Upper Slaughter (Cotswolds, UK) *

Loyalsockville (PA, USA) *

Luke's Shop (Cornwall, UK) * a hamlet, not a shop


Dildo is a small seaside town in Newfoundland, Canada

Maidenhead (uk) *

Maggie's Nipples (Wyoming, US) *

Make Me Rich & Makemerich (Two different hamlets in Northumberland, UK) *

Many Farms (Arizona, US) *

Mammoth (Arizona, US) *

Marblehead (Boston, US) *

Marrowbone (Kentucky, USA) *

Mavis Enderby (Lincolnshire Wolds, UK) *

Maxim (Saskatchewan, Canada) *

Meanus pronounced mee anus (Co Kerry, Eire) *

Meeteesee (Wyoming, US) *

Meetoos (Saskatchewan) *

Meeteetse (Wyoming, US) *

Merry Meeting (Cornwall, UK) *

Mianus, (Ct. USA.) *

Mid Yell (Shetland, Scotland) *

Middle Intercourse Island (Australia)

Middle Wallop (Hampshire, UK) *

Middlesex (UK & US) *

Minge Lane (Upton-On-Severn, Worcs, UK) *

Misery (near Fountainbleau, France) *

Mockbeggar (Kent, UK) *

Mockbeggar (Hampshire, UK) *

Mockbeggar Plantation (Bonavista, Newfoundland) *

Moggerhanger (Bedfordshire, UK) *

Money Hill (Ashby de la Zouch, Leicestershire, UK)*

Monkey's Eyebrow (Kentucky) *

Monster (South Holland, The Netherlands) *

Monemore (Perthshire, Scotland) *

Moneyacres (Ayrshire, Scotland) *

Moneydie (Banffshire, Scotland) *

Moneydie (Perthshire, Scotland) *

Moo Cow Road (near Bluewell, West Virginia, US) *

Moose Factory (Moose Factory Island, Ontario, Canada) * It is the site of the Cree Village, and was first English speaking settlement in Ontario.

Moose Jaw (Saskatchewan, Canada) *

Morehead City (NC, USA) *

Mound (Minnesota, US) *

Mount Buggery (Victoria, Australia) *

Mountgerald (Ross and Cromarty, UK) *

Mountjoy (Cornwall, UK) * what does Joy have to say about it?

Mozart (Saskatchewan, Canada) *

Much Haddam (Hertfordshire, UK) *

Muckle Flugga (Shetland Isles, UK) uninhabited island with lighthouse, situated one mile off the coast of Unst; this is the most northerly point in the United Kingdom.

Mudd (Cheshire, UK) *

Muff (County Donegal, Ireland)

Muggleswick (Durham, UK)*

Mush Island (Nth Carolina, US) *

Famous old "Ham Sandwich" signpost in Kent, UK

Nancy (France) *

Nanfan (Cornwall, UK) * proud of your granny?

Nasty (near Stevenage, Herts, UK) *

Nether Pratis (Fife, Scotland) *

Nether Wallop (Hampshire UK) *

New Invention (Cornwall, Shropshire & in Staffordshire, UK) *

Newbiggin (Northumberland UK) *

Nine Maidens (Cornwall, UK) *

Nirvanna (Michigan, US) *

No Place (Co Durham UK) *

Noah’s Ark (Hertfordshire, UK) *

Nob End (South Lancashire, UK) *

Nobber (County Meath, Ireland)

Nobs Crook (Hampshire, UK) *

Nomansland (Devonshire, UK) *

Nomansland (Herts, UK) * a 15th century common steeped in violent history of disputes, battles, murders and ambushes, ironically this was where the "Wicked Lady", a highwaywoman, (said to be Lady Katherine Ferrers) terrorized travellers, and hold up, mainly the men of wealth.

Nomansland (Wilts, UK) *

No Name Street (Rohnert Park, California) *

Normal (Illinois, USA) *

Normal (West Virginia, US) *

North and South Drumboy (Ayrshire, Scotland) *

North Piddle (Hereford & Worcester, UK) *

Northeast (Pennsylvania, USA) *

Noses Point (Durham, UK) *

Nothing (Arizona, US) *

Noxapater (Mississippi, US) *

Nut Mountain (Saskatchewan) *

Nutterville (Wisconsin, US) *

Pity Me is a place near Durham, north of England, UK

Oblong (Illinois, US) * the village was once noted for the newspaper headline, "Oblong Girl Marries Normal Man."

Oconomowoc (Wisconsin, US) * every other letter is an O

Odd (West Virginia, US) *

Odness (Orkney Islands, Scotland) *

Offton (Suffolk, UK) *

Oggal (County Cavan, Eire)*

Ogle (Northumberland, UK) *

Ogmore-by-Sea (Bro Morgannwg / Vale Of Glamorgan, Wales) *

Oich (Highlands, Scotland) *

Old and New Leake (Lancs, UK) *

Old Dailly (Ayrshire, Scotland)*

Old Shop (Cornwall, UK)*

Old Wives (Saskatchewan) *

Old Wives Lees (Kent, UK) *

Oldwhat (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *

Onacock (Virginia, USA) *

Once Brewed & Twice Brewed (both near Corbridge, UK) *

Onehouse (Suffolk, UK) *

Ones Acre (West Riding Yorkshire, UK) *

Onthank (Ayrshire, Scotland)*

Osgodby (East Riding, Yorks)*

Ouse pronounced “ooze” (Tasmania, Australia) *

Ovens (County Cork, Eire) *

Over Peover (Cheshire, UK) *

Over Windyhills (Banffshire) *

Owlswick (Buckinghamshire) *

The Lickfold Inn at Lickfold, a hamblet in Sussex, UK

Panic (Pennsylvania, US) *

Pantycacklode (Monmouthshire, UK) * found on a 1881 census for the Shirenewton area of Chepstow, Monmouthshire.

Paradise (Michigan, US) *

Partridge Nest (Northumberland, UK) *

Paw Paw (Illinois, US) *

Peasedown St. John (Somerset, UK) *

Pecker's Point (Newfoundland, Canada)

Peculiar (Missouri, US) *

Pee Pee in Pike County (Ohio) *

Peep O'Sea (Northumberland, UK)*

Peniscola (Spain) *

Penisarwaen (village in Gwynedd, UK) *

Penistone (Sth Yorkshire, UK) *

Penny (B.C., Canada) *

Pennycomequick (Devon, UK) *

Peover Heath (Cheshire, UK)*

Peppermoor (near Cullernose, Northumberland, UK) *

Perkiomenville, Pennsylvania, US) * Indian origin "Where the cranberries grow"

Petawawa (Ontario, Canada) *

Pett Bottom (Kent, UK) *

Petting (Germany) *

Petty (Aberdeenshire)*

Phuket (Thailand) *

Pickle Street (a town in West Virginia, US) *

Piddle - North (Hereford & Worcester, UK) *

Piddle River (Dorset, UK) *

Piddletrentide (Dorset/Hants, England) *

Piddle - Wyre (Hereford & Worcester, UK) * in Old English Piddle actually means ‘marsh or fen’.

Pidley cum Fenton (Cambs, UK) *

Pig Oak (Dorset, UK)*

Piles (Costa Blanca, Spain ) *

Pilot Butte (Saskatchewan) *

Pilot Knob (Missouri, US) *

Pincushion (Durham, UK) *

Pink Green (Worcestershire, UK) * they should call it shitty brown!

Pinkie Braes (Midlothian, UK) *

Piss Pot Island (island on the South Branch Potomac River, West VA, US)*

Pis Pis River (Nicaragua) *

Pishill (near Reading, UK) *

Pitcox (East Lothian, Scotland) *

Pitfancy (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *

Pitscaff (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *

Pity Me (Co Durham UK) *

Pityme (Cornwall, UK) *

Playing Place (Cornwall, UK) *

Plodhill (Aberdeenshire, UK) *

Ponckhockie (Ulster County, NY, USA) *

Pool of Muchart (Perthshire, Scotland) *

Poor Town (North Carolina, USA) *

Poopout Hill, (near Moonridge, CA) *

Poowong (Victoria, Australia) *

Pound and Beaver (5 miles apart in NE Wisconsin, USA) *

Pound Bank (Worcestershire, UK) * a village, not a bank

Poverty (Kentucky, USA)

Pratts Bottom (Orpington, Kent, UK) *

Premier (West Virginia, USA) *

Prickwillow (England) *

Prince Albert (Saskatchewan, Canada) *

Pu Ping Palace (Doi Suthep, Thailand) *

Pu-Ping River (Chang Mai, Thailand) *

Puddle (Cornwall, UK) *

Puddledock (Norfolk, UK) *

Puddledub (a hamlet, Fife, Scotland) *

Pussy Creak (Ireland) *

Buga Mama, a restaurant in Livingston,
Guatemala, Central America.

Quadring Eaudike (a village, Lincolnshire, UK) *

Quaking Houses (Durham, UK) * on a fault line?

Quality Corner (a village, Cumbria, UK) *

Quarrelton (Renfrewshire, Scotland) *

Quartalehouse (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *

Queen Camel (nr Yeovil, Somerset, UK) *

Queen's Letch (Northumberland, UK) * I would never have believed it!

Quick, (West Riding, Yorkshire, UK) *

Quidhampton (Hampshire, UK) *

Quidhampton (Wiltshire, UK) *

Quilquox (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *

Quilty (Co Clare, Republic of Ireland) *

Quoit (Cornwall, UK) *

Quoyloo (Orkney, Scotland) * where Quoys have a pee?


Pratts Bottom is a Kentish Village in the UK

Ragged Ass Road (Yellow Knife, NT, Canada) *

Ram Alley (Wiltshire, UK) *

Ramp (West Virginia, USA) *

Ramsbottom (Lancs, UK) *

Rattlesnake Bend (Florida, US) *

Readymoney (Cornwall, UK) *

Really Rocks (English Channel, nr St Michaels Mount, Cornwall) *

Red Rice (Hampshire, UK) *

Rice (Cornwall, UK) *

Rimsting (Germany) *

Ripe (Sussex, UK) *

River Peover Eye (Cheshire, UK)*

River Piddle (Dorset, UK) *

Rock (Cornwall, UK) *

Rock (Somerset, UK) *

Rock (Sussex, UK) *

Rooty Hill (NSW, Australia) *

Rotten End (Essex, UK) * sounds nasty

Rough and Ready (Californa, US) *

Row of Trees (Cheshire, UK) *

Ruddy Carr (Durham, UK) * i often say that

Rue de la Biche (Paris, France) *

Rumbling (Perthshire, Scotland) * has a bridge

Rumbling Bridge (Perthshire, Scotland) * has no bridge

Rural (Kentucky, USA) *

Toad Suck Park lies between the Ozark and Ouachita Mountains, the pools formed by Toad Suck Ferry, Murray Lock and Dam, and Arthur V. Ormond Lock and Dam, reach 80 miles up the Arkansas River from Little Rock to Dardanelle, Arkansas.

Sally’s Bottom (Cornwall, UK) *

Sandyballs (New Forest, UK) *

Sandy Bottom (Cornwall, UK) *

Sandy Bottom Park (Virginia, US) *

Satans Kingdom (Vermont, US) *

Scraptoft (Inverness-shire, UK) *

Scrapton (Leicestershire, UK) *

Scratchy Bottom (Dorset, UK) *

Scoutbog (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *

Scowles (Gloustershire, UK) *

Scotland End (Oxfordshire) * around 350 miles from Scotland

Seaman (Ohio, USA) *

Seven Kings (Essex, UK) *

Sexbierum (Friesland, The Netherlands) *

Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)

Seymen (Turkey)

Shafter (California, USA)

Shag Cove (West Falkland, Falkland Isles) *

Shag Harbour (Nova Scotia) *

Shag Island (Indian Ocean)

Shag Point (South of Moeraki, New Zealand) *

Shaggart (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *

Shaggie Burn (Perth & Kinross, Scotland) * I wonder if it is famous for carpets?

Shaggs (Dorset, UK) *

Shank of Barry (Banffshire, Scotland) *

Sheepwash (Bedlingtonshire, Northumberland) *

Shelfanger (Norfolk, UK) * DIY problems

Shitagoo Lake (Quebec, Canada) *

Shitbritches Creek (California, US) *

Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK)

Shitterton (Dorset, UK) * It means ‘farm at the stream used as a sewer’ from the Old English ‘scitere’ and ‘tun’.

Shittington, (Bedfordshire, UK) *

Shop (Cornwall, UK) *

Short Hazels (Derbyshire, UK) *

Show Low (Arizona, US) *

Sint Niklaas (Belgium) *

Simonsbath (Somerset, UK) *

Six Mile Bottom (Cambridge, UK)

Skirl Naked (Northumberland, UK) *

Skyfog (Pembrokeshire, Sactland UK) *

Slabtown (Eastiside of Elmira, NY, USA) *

Slackbottom (Yorkshire, UK)

Slackend (Banffshire, Scotland) *

Sleepy Eye (Minnesota, US) *

Sleepy Hollow (Illinois, US) *

Slicklizzard (Carbon Hill, Alabama, US) *

Slickpoo (Idaho, US) *

Slip End (Beds, UK) *

Sloley (Norfolk, UK)*

Slut (Vasterbotten, Sweden) *

Smiley (Saskatchewan) *

Smelley (Alabama, US) *

Smiddyseat (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *

Smuts (Saskatchewan, Canada) *

Snigs End (Gloucs, UK) *

Snods (Durham, UK)*

Snow Hill (Cheshire, UK) *

Snowhope (Co Durham, UK) *

Spit Junction (NSW, Australia) *

Spread Eagle (Newfoundland, Canada) *

Sober Hill (East Riding, Yorkshire, UK) * a hamlet

Sockburn (Co. Durham, UK) *

Sod (West Virginia, US) *

Soddy-Daisy (Tennessee, US) *

Sodom (Flintshire, Wales, UK) *

Sompting (Sussex, UK) *

Speed (Victoria, Australia) *

Splatt (Cornwall, UK) *

Spy law, Spylaw, another Spylaw (Northumberland, UK) * FBI's county!

Staines (UK) *

Standalone (Durham, UK) * billy-no-mates home town?

Start (Devon, UK) *

Startup (Northumberland, UK) *

Starve Acre (near Hawley, south of Blackwater, Berkshire)*

Steeraway (Shropshire, UK)*

Stiffknee Knob (North Carolina, US) *

Stinking Bay (Arkansas, US) *

Stop-and-Call (Pembrokeshire, UK) *

Stoptide (Cornwall, UK) * you can't, King Canute tried and failed

Stow cum Quy (Cambridgeshire, UK) *

Strange Creek (West Virginia, US) *

Street Houses, (Ainsty, Yorkshire) *

Stripeside (Banffshire, UK) *

Sucker River (Saskatchewan) *

Sugar Tit (Kentucky, USA) *

Sugar Tit (South Carolina, USA) *

Sun Rising (Cornwall, UK) *

Sunset (Cornwall, UK) *

Sunset (Herefordshire, UK) *

Superb (Saskatchewan, Canada) *

Superior (West Virginia, USA) *

Superior (Wisconsin, USA) *

Surprise (Arizona, US) *

Swastika (Ontario, Canada) *

Sweet Lips (TN, USA) *

Sweets (Cornwall, UK)*

This Twatt is a village in Orkney, Scotland, UK.
A twatt is Norse, meaning, a small parcel of land.
The most northernly Twatt in the UK is up in the Shetland Isles.

Tally Ho (Colchester, Essex, UK) *

Takeshita Street (Harajuku, Tokyo, Japan) *

Tampon (Reunion Island, France) *

Tarfat (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *

Tarts Hill (Flintshire, Wales, UK) *

Tarty (Aberdeenshire, Scotland, UK) *

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauotamateturipukakapikimaungahoro-Nukupokaiwhenua kitanatahu (New Zealand) translates as "the place where Tamatea, the man with the big knees, who slid, climbed and swallowed mountains, known as land-eater, played his flute to his loved one". This is the place name recognised by the Guinness Book of Records as The World's Longest Place Name.

Te Puke (New Zealand) *

Teachatt (Ross and Cromerty, UK) *

The Bastard (a mountain in Scotland, uk) *

The Blind Fiddler (not a pub, Cornwall, UK) *

The Blue Ball (Tullamore, Ireland) *

The Doom Bar (Cornwall, UK) *

The Little Piece (Kent, UK) * a village

The Three Bears (English Channel, nr St Michaels Mount, Cornwall) *

The Twittocks (village in Gloucestershire, UK) *

The Wee House, Piddletrentide (Dorset/Hants, England) *

Thirdpart (Ayrshire, Scotland) *

Thong (hamlet in Kent, UK) *

Thorax (Banffshire, Scotland) *

Three Cocks (Breconshire, Wales, UK) *

Three Holes Cross (Cornwall, UK) *

Three Fingers (Flintshire, Wales, UK) *

Thundergay (Isle of Arran, Scotland, UK) *

Tillicum Beach (Nr. Camrose, Alberta, US) *

Tillyfar (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *

Tiltups End (Gloucestershire, UK) *

Tiny (Saskatchewan, Canada) *

Tiptoe (Hampshire, UK) *

Tiptoe (Northumberland, UK) *

Titcomb (near Inkpen, Berkshire, UK) *

Titless (Switzerland) *

Titley (Herefordshire, UK) *

Titson (Cornwall, UK) *

Titting (Germany) *

Titty Hill (Sussex, UK) *

Tittybong (Australia)

Titty Ho (a road in Raunds, Northamptonshire, England)

Titz (Germany) *

Toad Suck (Arkansas,US) *

Tokers Green (Berkshire, UK) *

Tom a' Char (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *

Tong Fuk (Japan)

Totties (West Riding, Yorkshire, UK) *

Tosu (pronounced Toss; Fukuoka Prefecture, Japan) *

Tosa (Kumamoto Prefecture, Japan) *

Tough (pronounced tooch, aberdeenshire, Scotland) *

Treeroot (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *

Treewince (Cornwall, UK) *

Tresparrett Posts (Cornwall, UK)*

Triangle (New York, USA) *

Trotters Bottom (Potters Bar, Herts, UK) *

Truth or Consequences (New Mexico, US) *

Tuba City (Arizona, US) *

Turdo (Romania)

Turkey Cock Lane (Colchester, Essex, UK) *

Turkey City (Pennsylvania, US) *

Turner's Puddle (Dorset, UK) *

Turnham Green (Middlesex, UK) *

Turnip Hole (Pennsylvania) *

Twatt (Orkney Islands, Scotland, UK)

Twatt (Shetland Islands, Scotland, UK)* the most northernly Twatt in the U.K.

Twelveheads (Cornwall, UK) *

Two Egg (Jackson County, Panhandle - Florida) *

Two Guns (Arizona, US) *

Two Pots (Devon, UK) *

Twydall (Medway, Kent, UK) *

The isolated Staffordshire village of Flash formerly had a reputation
for being a centre for illegal activities such as bare-fist fights, cock fights
and counterfeiting ('Flash money'); the counterfeit money used to be
exchanged at the nearby Three Shires Head, where Staffordshire,
Cheshire and Derbyshire meet on Axe Edge Moor.

Ugley with an Ugley Green (Essex, UK) *

Unalaska (Alaska, US) *

Unthank (Northumberland, UK) *

Unthank (Derbyshire, UK) *

Upper Bleeding (Sussex) *

Upper Dicker & Lower Dicker (East Sussex, UK) *

Upper Fattahead (Banffshire, Scotland) *

Upper Slaughter & Lower Slaughter (Cotswolds, UK) *

Upperthong (West Riding, Yorkshire, UK) *

Uretiti (pronounced 'Your a titty', New Zealand, North of Auckland) *

The village of Lover is close to Sandy Balls nestling in 120 acres
of glorious woods and parkland in the New Forest, UK.

Vatsetter (Shetland Islands, Scotland) * wish he would put it down a bit!!

Vernatt's Drain (Lincolnshire, UK) *

Vicarscross (Cheshire, UK) *

Vinegar Hill (Monmouthshire, Wales)*

Virginville (Pennsylvania, US) *

Vulcan (Alberta Canada) *

Wanker's Corner a village in Oregon, USA

Wacker (Illinois, US) *

Waikikamukau (pronounced 'Why-kick-a-moo-cow', New Zealand) * a bogus Maori word for an imaginary small rural town or locality in New Zealand. New Zealanders use the word for "any town" or to denote a particularly remote rural town.

Waipu (pronouced 'Why poo', New Zealand) *

Wags Plot (Dorset, UK) * is this place full of designer shops!!

Walley (Alabama, US) *

Wan King Path (Hong Kong) *

Wank (Germany)

Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany)

Wankener (India)

Wanker's Corner (Oregon, USA) *

Wankie (Zimbabwe) now renamed Hwange *

Wanks River (Nicaragua)

Wankum (Germany)

War (West Virginia, USA) *

Warboys (Cambs, UK) *

War Carr (Northumberland, UK) * a tank?

Washaway (Cornwall, UK) *

Wash Dyke (Norfolk, UK) * lesbian in need of a bath?

Washpit (West Riding, Yorkshire, UK) * maybe a prehistoric bath.

Wash Water (Berkshire, UK) *

Washer Willys (Fife, UK) *

Watanobbi (NSW, Australia)

Watchet (Somerset, UK) *

Watergate (Cornwall, UK) *

Waterhouses (Staffs, UK) *

Wedgetail Inn (Cocklebiddy, WA , Australia) *

Wedmore (Somerset, UK) * Liz Taylor must have stayed here

Weecar (Nottinghamshire, UK)* Reliant Robin perhaps

Weed (California, USA) * She's run away from the flowerpot men

Weed Patch (California, USA) * and now she lives here!

Weedon, in the Parish of Hardwick (Buckinghamshire, UK) *

Weedon Lois (Northampton, UK) * aaarrrr - why not Bert??

Weeford (Staffordshire, UK) *

Week (Devon, UK) *

Week Orchard (Cornwall, UK) * I wonder if time is fruitful here?

Weetyfoot (nr Wettyfoot, Banffshire, Scotland) *

Welch (Oklahoma, USA) *

Westerly Bottom (Cambridgeshire, UK) *

Westerly Waterless (Cambridgeshire, UK) *

Westward Ho! (Devon, UK) *

Wet Beaver Creek (Coconino National Park, Arizona, USA)

Wet Rain (Yorkshire, UK) *

Wettyfoot (Banffshire, Scotland) *

Wetwang (East Yorkshire, UK) *

Whakaho (New Zealand) * WH is pronounced 'F' in New Zealand

Whakarewarewa (Fuk-a-where-a-where-a; geothermal area, New Zealand) *

Whaplode (Linconshire, UK) *

What Cheer (Iowa, US. ) *people cheer to leave the state, says the sender!!

Whim Knob (Nth Carolina, US) *

Whip-Ma-Whop-Ma-Gate (York, UK) * the smallest street in York, 35 metres long and was once the location of the city's pillory, hence the name. On older maps, the street was called "Whitnourwhatnourgate", "Whit nour what nour" meaning "neither one thing, nor the other" in Anglo-Saxon.

Whipsiderry (Cornwall,UK) *

Whiskey Dick Mountain (State of Washington, US) *

Whistle Bare (Northumberland, UK) *

Whorehouse Meadows (Oregon, US) *

Why (Arizona, US) *

Wideopen (Newcastle, UK) *

Widows Row (County Down, Ireland)*

Wig (Montgomeryshire, Wales) *

Wiggle (Cornwall, UK) *

Wigtown (Wigtownshire, Scotland) * Scotland's National Book Town

Wigtwizzle (Yorkshire, UK) *

Willey (Shropshire, UK) *

Willey (Herefordshire, UK) *

Windgap (County Kilkenny, Ireland) *

Windy Yet (Ayrshire, Scotland) *

Wiske Moor (North Riding, Yorkshire, UK) * not a moor

Withers (Georgia, USA ) *

Wooda (Cornwall, UK) *

Wooden Box (Derbyshire, UK) * renamed Woodville, they could have renamed it Coffin

Woodsaws (Cornwall, UK) *

Woody's Point (Newfoundland, Canada) *

Wookey Hole Caves (Cheddar, Somerset, UK) *

Wormegay (Norfolk, UK) *

Wormelow Tump (Herefordshire, UK) *

Wormhill (Derbyshire, UK) *

Worms (Germany) *

Worms (Nebraska, USA) *

Wormwood Scrubs (London, UK) *

Wreaths (Angus, Scotland) *

Wyalkatchem (while-catch-em, Western Austrlia) *

Wyre Piddle (Worcestershire, UK) *

Yelling (Cambs, UK) *

Yellow-Wort (Cornwall, UK) *

Yonder Bognie (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) *

Yondertown of Knock (Banffshire, Scotland) *

Yorkey's Knob (Queensland, Australia) *

You Bet (Nevada County, California, US) *

Yspitty (Carmarthenshire) *

Yspytty Ystrad Meuric, parish of Yspytty Ystwith (Cardiganshire, UK) *

Zap (North Dakota, US) *

Zip Down (Pennsylvania, USA) *

Zzyzx (CA, USA) *

A VERY, VERY BIG THANKS TO EVERYONE
WHO KEEP SENDING FUNNY PLACE NAMES TO ME AND THE PHOTOS!!
If you know anymore to add to this list please e-mail them through.
Special thanks to Mick who sends me SO many.

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SOMES LINKS
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GEOGRATEEZ
Classic Art from Funny Named Towns
Collect humorous vintage style art from all the real places, cities, towns and states
with wacky and weird sounding names from Horneytown to Goosepimple Junction.
Pick up art on everything from shirts to bags or classic 1940's style posters
perfect for your home, office or dorm room.

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